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Flatbillers, AKA Bros - You've seen them. Those tattooed kids who drive lifted trucks, wear flat-billed hats turned to the side and constantly talk about dirt bikes. These tough guys affectionately refer to each other as "Bro". Are they for real? Or are they just posers? dives headfirst into the underground world of the Flatbiller to find out.

Famous Flatbiller - Vanilla Ice

Friday, April 13, 2007
How did I miss this one?

After a long career marked with several failures and image makeovers, Vanilla Ice, aka Robert Van Winkle, has latched on to the Bro Movement.

Like Vanilla Ice, I too, have failed you. I should have seen this one coming. All of the signs were there - white boy rapper, tattoo'd action sports fan, strong desire to follow the latest trend. Vanilla Ice is another trophy on the shelf of the Bro Nation.

Check out his website at

Dude. Vanilla Ice is gay for even attempting to be a flatbiller. His attempt is weak. He's no more a Flatbiller than Jesse Jackson is a reverend. He's nothing more than a fraud that needs a new identity.

By Anonymous FidelGonzales, at 5/19/2007 12:45:00 AM 

You people are truly the BLIND LEADING THE BLIND. Get on your knees to the only true God, Jesus Christ. You will soon need Him.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8/24/2009 11:55:00 AM 

Blog owner approval? Nothing like FREE SPEECH, in a FREE ? Amerika?
What a group of turkeys.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8/24/2009 11:57:00 AM 

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