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Flatbillers, AKA Bros - You've seen them. Those tattooed kids who drive lifted trucks, wear flat-billed hats turned to the side and constantly talk about dirt bikes. These tough guys affectionately refer to each other as "Bro". Are they for real? Or are they just posers? dives headfirst into the underground world of the Flatbiller to find out.

"The Most Extreme Bro that I Know"

Monday, May 08, 2006
Sasha wrote to us to tell the world about her friend:
this is the most extreme bro i know... too bad i couldnt find a better pic of him displayin his bro-ness.... but really he drives a ridiculously lifted chevy that has SRH and Spade stickers on the back and he blasts the Kottom Mouth Kings or KingSpade as loud as possible can thinking everyone else within a 400 ft. diameter wants to hear it as well. he also drinks bud-lite and speeds along the freeway as he explains how having a big truck is great in traffic cuz "everyone gets the f*** out of the way" as he demonstrates this fact... i was afraid for my life honestly... and he still owes me $30 for those lovely bro Black Fly sunglasses he is sportin in this pic.

Black windbreaker. What an individualist. Original, yet a desire to stand out.

By Blogger Bansh88, at 5/08/2006 10:05:00 AM 

white trash at it's finest!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/08/2006 10:24:00 AM 

Your an idiot for dating a flatbiller in the first place. However we look forward to you next "This jobless flatbilled A-hole screwed me over" post.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/08/2006 11:21:00 AM 

I can't help but love how ridiculous bro's are.

By Anonymous Sara, at 5/08/2006 12:57:00 PM 

note to anonymous #2....
actually I, the person who sent this in, am not dating a flatbiller. However we look forward to your next lame ass assuming comment. Have a fucking rad day asshole! :)

By Blogger Sasha, at 5/08/2006 01:40:00 PM 

Sasha, I apologize for ASSuming. I should have known you were "just friends" I bet you're "friends" with a lot of flatbillers. I know bros are really sweet guys and like to stay up all night and talk.

Also Im sure a GF would have kicked down with more then $30 for some Black Flys seeing as how they are an essential key to completing the Flatbiller look.

Again I'm sorry for any misunderstanding.


By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/08/2006 04:08:00 PM 


By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/08/2006 10:31:00 PM 

HA too funny ! This bitch is out $30 bucks.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/08/2006 10:37:00 PM 

Sasha your such a lame ass whore

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/08/2006 10:38:00 PM 

guys leave her alone isnt it bad enough shes touching him, i mean cmon how much more ridicule does she need, bros can keep their hoes. ugh dirty

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 01:01:00 AM 

you all sit here and talk shit all day about bros and bro hoes but you all are just as lame. you dont even put your name with your comment like your scared the bros might find out who you really are. thats not even me in the picture you fools. and yea... i know a lot of bros... im from riverside county... DUH! at least i know what im talking about when i talk shit about them. so fuck you, fuck you, fuck you... sara is cool... fuck you... im out!

By Blogger Sasha, at 5/09/2006 10:10:00 AM 

oh yea and P.S. JB....
you said "I know bros are really sweet guys and like to stay up all night and talk."
how do you know? intimate relationship with a bro, eh? If your having a hard time dealing with ur breakup from a "jobless flabilled a-hole" just let me know... im studying psychoanalysis... i could probably help you with your loss.

By Blogger Sasha, at 5/09/2006 11:03:00 AM 

Yeah knowing how civilized the flatbilled race is, im afraid that one will come after me. Fortunatly with gas prices the way they are he prolly cant afford to fill up his SuperDuperDuty F1000 and drive outside the IE.

No I did not have a rough break with a jobless flatbiller, but thank you for the offer.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 11:19:00 AM 

hahahahaha you're welcome for the offer... anytime!

and you're right... they prolly can't afford to fill up their "SuperDuperDuty F1000" to drive outside the IE.
hahahaha. you crack me up! :)

By Blogger Sasha, at 5/09/2006 11:41:00 AM 


"Sara" is just as anonymous as "Anonymous"

Why don't you tell us all who you are? Who's Princess Leah?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 01:33:00 PM 

hahahahha it gets better and better. actually.. no... its getting more and more lame. c'mon peeps... its not about where your reppin or what you wear... if you act a fool... then you are a fool... whether you're sportin SRH, Famous, Hollister or wal-mart! make peace not war!

you guys wanna know who i am... im on myspace... Fancy Pants Sasha. go and laugh at me... or whatever you want to do. i dont really care. hate mail isnt neccesary.

and seriously... who doesnt know what Princess Leah is... c'mon now... thats just ridiculous!

By Blogger Sasha, at 5/09/2006 01:43:00 PM 

OMGHI2SASHA!!!!1!!!!111elevan!!!1! You are HOTT. I suggest doing a spinoff of and name it and you could be our cover girl!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 02:22:00 PM 

sasha just stop.......just stop

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 03:30:00 PM 



By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 03:37:00 PM 

psychoanalysis that's a big word for a bro hoe sasha, looks like daddy paying your way through college is really working out for you

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 04:26:00 PM 

man she copied and pasted it from the internet

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 04:45:00 PM 

i can't go a day without logging onto this site. sasha was pretty much bugging me. she posts a picture n shit about her friend whose a flatbiller and then gets mad when we all start to trash him. that's pretty funny. then she tries to say shes so smart because shes from riverside. okay i grew up in oc and moved to corona then to riverside. if anyone knows whats up in this world, it's me. not someone who grew up in riverside. IE sucks ass... get out into the real world then u can brag about how knowledgeable you are. also she misspells shit a lot... i do too but thats why i'm not in college :)

By Blogger danielle, at 5/09/2006 06:51:00 PM 

hahahahaha. damn thats a good idea.. how long did it take you to come up with that? hahahaha

psychoanalysis is a big word... how many times did you have to scroll up to my post to make sure you spelled it rite? and dont try and talk shit because my daddy has money to send me to college and yours is too busy picking up his welfare check to play catch with you.

and danielle... yea i posted a picture of two of my friends... but no one was talking shit about them... the worst that was said about the actual pic... was "white trash at it's finest!.... and people started talking shit about me. thats why i got pissed you moron. did you ever take those tests in hgih school where you have to read something and then answer questions to make sure you comprehended what it was telling you? obviously not... you probably didnt even graduate high school. AND i never tried to say i was so smart because of the fact that i grew up in riverside. i said i know bros cuz i grew up in riverside... and trust me... my intelligence has absolutely NOTHING to do with that fact. and oh man... the OC? corona? then RIVERSIDE? WOW your fukkin cool. im sorry i ever even mentioned anything about anything. hahaha you stupid whore... at least i grew up here and am gonna get the fuck out... im not gonna end up here like you. hahaha
and talk shit about how i spell all you want... thats just stupid.

hahahahahahha fuck you bitches... im out.

By Blogger Sasha, at 5/10/2006 10:55:00 AM 

damn, sasha your lame, seriously. haha im glade i dont know you in person, hahaha your probably annoying as FUCK

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/10/2006 12:06:00 PM 


i'm glad you dont know me in person either.

By Blogger Sasha, at 5/10/2006 12:25:00 PM 

welfare check huh...that's original. community college is so expensive...your daddy is so rich!! i'm so jealous because my dad's on welfare, fucking dumb whore! move out of your daddy's house before you start talking shit. you used some big words again on your honest, how many times did you use spell check? dont lie whore. I've never seen anyone so proud to live in riverside county and know lame fucks like bro's. keep up the good work sasha...your keeping me entertained with your words of wisdom. oh and it's HIGH school, not HGIH school...this truly is white trash at it's finest!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/10/2006 05:00:00 PM 

Basically (not all but most) everyone who posted a comment besides are all seriously lame. Seriously. Let me reiterate that one more time. Seriously lame. You want to know who I am go visit my myspace at there now anyone who feels the urge, come talk shit to me over the internet. I have plenty of free time because like Sasha my father is educated and made sure he was fiscally able when he had children so I don't have to work two jobs. I can kick back and be treated like the princess I am.

Hey DANIELLE you are a complete moron, you completely missed the point of Sashas post. Wow your from the OC, trailor trash can flourish anywhere so I am not impressed. Thats a big fuck you.

By Anonymous Sara, at 5/10/2006 05:46:00 PM 

damn bitch just shut up, i hate stupid bitches.....SERIOUSLY

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/10/2006 06:02:00 PM 


DAMN. I was just joking with you guys. shhheeeesh. dont get so butt-hurt! some teasing is good for you. it builds character.

but just like i dont know any of you... None of you except sara know me.

and really... when i first came upon this site... i thought it was hilarious. the people who do the actual site are cool... but you people leaving all these comments are really just rude. you have so much hate for these "bros" and you dont even know them. haven't you ever heard of "dont judge a book by its cover?" or how about the golden rule? well you all need to go over those concepts again cuz you are seriously lacking in those areas. dont have so much hate in your hearts! make love not war!

<3 Princess Sasha

p.s. Sara, I love you. You crack me up.

By Blogger Sasha, at 5/10/2006 07:28:00 PM 

I love you more Sasha. <3 <3 <3

By Anonymous Sara, at 5/10/2006 08:06:00 PM 

So Danielle, moving around socal a couple of times makes you well traveled?


By Blogger GNARticulation, at 5/10/2006 10:34:00 PM 

Why doesnt sasha and sara just fuck and take some pics...all this love bullshit is giving me a chub...

PS wear some skin or famous shit...


By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/11/2006 01:04:00 AM 

sasha...your fucking fat!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/11/2006 01:41:00 AM 

GNARticulation... thank you. :)

and neither me nor sara has a penis so fucking each other wouldnt work. sorry.

and i may be fat... but i have a hot ass boyfriend who is NOT a bro, i have the most fantastic and hottest best friend anyone could ever ask for, a loving family, a fabulous puppie, an education, and the ability to laugh off your pathetic remarks. so go fuck yourself you worthless whore.

By Blogger Sasha, at 5/11/2006 10:25:00 AM 

I'm glad we don't know you either cause if I did I'd tie you up with duck tape and bet the fuck out of you with an extention cord. :)

:bren_the-fuck'n_don fisher

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/11/2006 11:33:00 AM 


and thats where it ends. :)

By Blogger Sasha, at 5/11/2006 11:46:00 AM 

sasha you may have all that good stuff, but your still fat...the end!

By Blogger Mulisha52, at 5/12/2006 08:21:00 AM 

ha ha ha ha.
you're dumb. you dont even know me or what i look like... what did you go study my myspace pix? OOOOH too bad you cant even really see my body in any of them except two... in which i dont look fat... just fluffy. hahahahahaha

sorry im not anorexic... actually... im not sorry for that... im sorry that you have a thing for anorexic girls. good luck with that.

By Blogger Sasha, at 5/12/2006 09:37:00 AM 

Bruahahaha how are these kids who don't even know you calling you fat.
Dont worry Sasha take it from someone who has actually seen you in are not fat.

By Anonymous Sara, at 5/12/2006 10:51:00 AM 

it doesnt matter how you girls look, you girl could be models. And i can agree, your not ugly. But......its even worse, cuz you said some dumb stuff on this site......this site is not a forum on the rights we have as individuals, we all know its a free country and you can choose to be anything you want......this site is just to laugh at the poeple that chose the dumbest lifestyle to live by....let alone be proud of it and act hard

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/12/2006 11:07:00 AM 

oh and also..........i guaranty you that 90% of all the people that write harsh comments about bro's, only write them to see how dumb bro's can be when they write back to try and defend themselves.....thats the funniest part......

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/12/2006 11:13:00 AM 

thanks for not being mean. i agree.. this site is funny... and i have been talking shit just to see what people will say back... cuz i think its funny as hell too... thats why every comment i've posted has some "hahahaha's" in them. im not a mean person tho... really... im a frikkin hippie for crying out loud!! i think we should all just hit the peace pipe and laugh at some bros...
but thats the thing about this particular picture... just cuz im the one who posted it... people started talking shit to me.. and the last time i looked this site was the make fun of bros... which i thuroughly enjoy... but instead all these lames fuck were making fun of me... so i took advantage of it and i talked shit back to entertain myself throughout the day cuz my job is incredibly boring.
like in one of my other posts... i'm just fukkin around!!
and i honestly hope you all get a kick out of these posts and have a great afternoon. :)

<3 Princess Sasha

By Blogger Sasha, at 5/12/2006 01:34:00 PM 

I thought the whole point of this damn thing was to make some fun of the idiot in the picture? So to the person who posted I am not talking shit..but why are you telling people not judge these bro's by their cover? Why did you put the pic up here and talk shit about the guy when you dont want us to judge him? Am I not getting the point of why you posted this?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/13/2006 05:25:00 PM