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Flatbillers, AKA Bros - You've seen them. Those tattooed kids who drive lifted trucks, wear flat-billed hats turned to the side and constantly talk about dirt bikes. These tough guys affectionately refer to each other as "Bro". Are they for real? Or are they just posers? dives headfirst into the underground world of the Flatbiller to find out.

How to Flatbill It

Wednesday, May 03, 2006
We've been flooded with flatbiller submissions since being interviewed on the World Famous KROQ yesterday. But don't worry, we won't forget all of your little bro friends. Keep 'em coming.

While we sort out the mess, take a look at the video below. We were trying to figure out the best way to Flatbill a hat. Courtney, a loyal fan, suggested that we run it over with our cool bro truck. We couldn't resist that idea, so we asked another one of our readers to test out the theory. He came back with this video documentary:

It looks like the experiment was a complete success!

where the fuck are all your trucks at. all these bros claim they have sweet "prerunners" but all i see are beaner rides and disco honkey rides. arent you guys suposed to be into the desert scene. id post mine but i wouldnt do that to myself

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/03/2006 12:36:00 PM 

2nd best experiment I have ever seen on the internet. you still lose to the guy that tried to bake a cake using Cadbury eggs instead of real ones...
nonetheless, great!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/03/2006 01:44:00 PM 

What the hell kinda shoes are you wearing???

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/03/2006 04:33:00 PM 

And a brocap is born, bravo gentelmen bravo

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/03/2006 05:07:00 PM 

It's just too bad that some bro's head wasn't still wearing that hat. I would rather endure a weeklong emo parade than be around these poser fuckwads for a second. You ruined Oceano and everywhere else that's cool to ride, you chodes. Die! Die! Die!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/05/2006 01:54:00 PM 

Yea, is there a way to do that to my hat with out running it over?

cuz i dont really wana run it over....

By Blogger Ace of Spades, at 5/05/2006 11:07:00 PM 

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By Blogger Ace of Spades, at 5/06/2006 08:51:00 AM 

I just got a new hat, and its black. How do I do that to my hate with out getting tire marks on it?

By Blogger Ace of Spades, at 5/06/2006 08:52:00 AM 

Dude, Bro! Those are only like 33" tires and it's not even a bro brand hat!
It needs to be 44" SuperSwampers over a Skin hat!

By Blogger Bansh88, at 5/07/2006 10:39:00 AM