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Flatbillers, AKA Bros - You've seen them. Those tattooed kids who drive lifted trucks, wear flat-billed hats turned to the side and constantly talk about dirt bikes. These tough guys affectionately refer to each other as "Bro". Are they for real? Or are they just posers? dives headfirst into the underground world of the Flatbiller to find out.

Browski JC

Friday, May 05, 2006 staff will be out of town for the next few days on an off-road trip, so we're putting the site in the hands of our fans. Here's a flatbiller update from Steve:

This is my browski JC and his story:

"JC is the king of brodeo" and the creator of this so, called trend of flat billing. JC formed this style while repossessing your mom's car in south central LA. Greased stained sweatshirt $25.00, Sweat, taint smelled dickies pants $20.00. Juice coated boxer shorts $10.00, perfectly fitted, formed flat bill priceless...

I dont think he is a full on bro.he looks more like a stoner of half baked.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/05/2006 08:16:00 AM 

he's prob from AZ..they don't have the shit down there..

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/05/2006 09:26:00 AM 

dude check the taster... He's probubly saying "bro that pre runner is sick bro, bro, I can't wait to get back out to glamis and get wasted, bro...."

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/05/2006 10:53:00 AM 

Wow!!! a GAY the 909/951 moving to West Hollywood????

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/05/2006 11:54:00 AM 

he didnt create shit

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/05/2006 12:07:00 PM 

what is the deal with this fuckwad? these guys actually think they're cool.i bet even gays are offended that other people are calling these bros fags.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/06/2006 02:17:00 PM 

Please be nice out there to me guys this was posted by a freind and he thinks this is funy, I dont, I am not a true flatbiller I just dropped my hat when I was doing your MOM and she rolled over on it!!! I have not been able to afford a new one just yet because your MOM has not paid me for my services yet, by the way can you ask her where it is?? jc.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/07/2006 03:18:00 PM 

This motherfucker repoed my friends car!! It's on!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/07/2006 07:18:00 PM 

this motherfucker repoed my sisters bmw!!! fuck u flatbillin' asshole!!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/07/2006 07:25:00 PM 

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By Blogger truedat, at 5/07/2006 07:26:00 PM 

Seriously I don't know what the fuck everyone is talking about this bro is so fucking hott i want him all over me. You shit talkers are all jelous because he can actually sport this style. Stop talking shit cuz you can't have a bro hoe like me! BAby i want you JC!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/08/2006 09:54:00 AM 

hahahaha, i hope thats a joke above me...........were jelous of not having bro hoe's. i bet every girl iv been with is 10 times hotter than you, 10 times smarter, 10 times more respected, and they dont have every std possible. You cant turn a hoe into a housewife. i know some bro hoe's, its fucked up cuz they sleep with every guy trying to get excepted by someone.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 11:56:00 AM 

yeah, you're pretty smart too, i think you meant to say "accepted"

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 08:58:00 PM