Subscribe to my feed, Flatbillers.comSubscribe to email feed

Flatbillers, AKA Bros - You've seen them. Those tattooed kids who drive lifted trucks, wear flat-billed hats turned to the side and constantly talk about dirt bikes. These tough guys affectionately refer to each other as "Bro". Are they for real? Or are they just posers? Flatbiller.com dives headfirst into the underground world of the Flatbiller to find out.

The Flatbiller

Wednesday, April 05, 2006
This is our "Original Flatbiller of the Day". This is a great photograph, because it really helps us get a clear look into the mindset of the flatbiller.

Of course you can see the standard flat billed hat turned to the side, the cool-guy shades and the dirt bike t-shirt. What makes him unique is the way that he shows off his battle wound. Did he get that from doing a backflip on his Yamaha? Not likely, you see, because the wound is still fresh and the photo was taken in his apartment complex. Still, he poses for a picture. In the world of the flatbiller, it's all about image.

We'd also like to point out the "Chevrolet" sticker on his dirt bike. It's obvious that flatbillers love Chevys, but we were told that he actually owns a Dodge. Go figure.

I don't see any dirt....

Me thinks you ate crap loading the Chevrolet 'sponsored' bike into the back of your DODGE. Tool.

By Anonymous CurvedBiller, at 4/06/2006 11:36:00 PM 



For an official definition of a flatbiller:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flatbiller

By Blogger BillerBong, at 4/07/2006 01:05:00 AM 



"It's all about the image". The image of what, a poser, wannabe, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, stump-fuk, hill scoggin?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/12/2006 05:46:00 AM 



Looks like DJ EZ-Cheese here gave up his position as caboose on the man train long enough to fling himself down the stairwell at his apartment clomplex.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/12/2006 06:33:00 AM 



Chevrolet is the sponsor of the race series... still, no reason not to have a jk

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/12/2006 05:37:00 PM 



What a douche bag!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/14/2006 07:59:00 AM 



Is that Catsup???

By Blogger dnevins, at 4/20/2006 12:40:00 AM 



That must have been a gnarly crash! Probably trying a double backflip. Rasberries like that dont come easy.

By Blogger Bansh88, at 4/23/2006 04:02:00 PM 


 -