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Flatbillers, AKA Bros - You've seen them. Those tattooed kids who drive lifted trucks, wear flat-billed hats turned to the side and constantly talk about dirt bikes. These tough guys affectionately refer to each other as "Bro". Are they for real? Or are they just posers? Flatbiller.com dives headfirst into the underground world of the Flatbiller to find out.

How to Start Your Own Flatbiller Brand

Sunday, April 23, 2006
At one time or another, most flatbillers have attempted to start their own clothing brand. In an effort to understand bro-brand-building process, we at Flatbiller.com decided to make our own Flatbiller Brand to see if we could make it a success.

The Internet has made this process very easy. After 30 minutes on the computer and a few bucks on our parents' credit card, we were well on our way to breaking down the establishment with our new brand.

We documented our steps along the way. Here they are:
  1. Start by choosing a name. This name should sound mean. For our purposes, we chose "Indistinct". - No Cost


  2. Apply a gothic font on a black background to make it look cool. - No Cost


  3. Add a basic flatbiller icon to your logo. We chose the ever-popular Iron Cross - $1 on iStockPhoto.com


  4. Put your logo on a black t-shirt and make 25 of them for your friends - $8.50 each in bulk at customink.com


  5. Order five 44" x 12" window decals for the back of your friends trucks. - $42 each on edecals.com


  6. Borrow your parents' handi-cam and make a dirt bike video of your friends riding 50's in your cousin's back yard. Slap your new logo on the box - Bulk DVD duplication, $1.10 each at cdcopyrack.com


There you have it. Your very own Flatbiller brand.

Bwahhaaha that's right on!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/23/2006 07:45:00 PM 



I wanted to do the same thing. "Big Ass Sticker" or "TRENDY" for my back window. Maybe "Industry Inc."?

By Blogger Bansh88, at 4/24/2006 12:52:00 PM 



Hahahaha, this shit is funny...print one t-shirt and you're an official flatbiller company with the title of CEO!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/24/2006 08:35:00 PM 



dood u raggin on teh pimp shack industeris yo?

By Blogger PimpShackDave, at 4/25/2006 10:41:00 AM 



ISN'T THAT HOW "AGENT INDUSTRIES", AND "DEVIOUS" GOT STARTED IN EAST COUNTY...FUCKIN' FLATBILLERS

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/27/2006 12:41:00 PM 



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By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/02/2006 09:04:00 AM 


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