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Flatbillers, AKA Bros - You've seen them. Those tattooed kids who drive lifted trucks, wear flat-billed hats turned to the side and constantly talk about dirt bikes. These tough guys affectionately refer to each other as "Bro". Are they for real? Or are they just posers? dives headfirst into the underground world of the Flatbiller to find out.

Hispanic Flatbillers on the Rise?

Sunday, April 23, 2006
Vincente bravely volunteered to be today's Flatbiller. He wrote in because he is concerned about the lack of hispanic Flatbillers in his area, so he wants to get the word out that not all flatbillers are white.

J.R., as he is known by his friends, says he has been a flatbiller for at least four years, since age 11.

When asked why hispanics aren't very interested in flatbilling, he replied "not many hispanics are in to lifted trucks and motocross." This is certainly not the case for Vincente. His MySpace is packed with lustful pictures of trucks and dirtbikes. In one example, he shows off what he calls "my future tundra!". It has not yet been determined if J.R. actually owns a set of wheels himself.

Shit ya! Bring a little extra flava to the Flatbill Nation esse!

By Blogger Bansh88, at 4/23/2006 08:58:00 AM 

According to his profile, this tool says his 21. Hrmmm.

Funny, he seems to be into lifted trucks, as a quote from his MySpace shows:
"Silverado 2500
This tough ass truck is all you want to drive. You drive it wherever it's muddy and far up into the hills!"

First, Offroad with those blingers on it? Do you know anything about offroading? You want SMALLER rims, sidewall is oh so important you tool.

Secondly, fire roads and dirt on the side of house doesn't count as offroading.

What a homo.

By Anonymous CurvedBiller, at 4/23/2006 08:58:00 AM 

the only homo here is who ever posted the last comment!! first of all i had put on myspace that i was 21 so that they could put me on this page!! secondly if u havent noticed we dgaf we will have 10,000 doller rims and off road wit them any time! yes i do no about off roading and fixing trucks im a mechanic im preety sure i no more than u!! ya i no about the whole side wall thing and its a show truck the only thing i would take off roading would be my 1988 toyota pick up!!

ha who's fucking tool now!!

By Anonymous curved bill hater!!!, at 4/23/2006 06:34:00 PM 

Your 2nd grade grammer is quite remarkable considering you're a flatbiller.

$10,000 rims huh? Are those rent to own specials? or equity from your apartment?

In response to your last sentence, I prefer females, not tools, but whatever floats your boat, work away.

By Anonymous CurvedBiller, at 4/23/2006 08:31:00 PM 

Furthermore, if you "D.G.A.F" as you so eloquently state: "secondly if u havent noticed we dgaf.."

Then why bother replying.

You're a flatbiller, it's not a good thing.

By Anonymous CurvedBiller, at 4/23/2006 08:43:00 PM 


By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/27/2006 12:19:00 PM 

obviously they havent taken a look around southern california. From what I have seen Hispanics are taking everything that was once cool with the whites (lifted trucks, flat bills, etc.) and making it their own it the most ridiculous way possible. Its embarrassing.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/27/2006 09:48:00 PM 

its funny how all u guys think ur bad ass talking shit on the fucking computer!! why dont u guy's grow some balls and come say something in my face u fagett ass mutha fuckas!! u are just mad because mexicans are taking over this bitch!! fuck all u haterz!!! i would like 2 see 1 of u guys come up to me and then say something not over the computer!!! until then all u trash talkers aint shit and have no respect at all!!! ur all mad cuz this mexican would smoke u up comp hill or oldmobile!! " they see me rollin they hatin patrolin and trying to catch me ridin dirt bike " now what??

By Anonymous vicente ruiz!!!! fuck all curved billers and mexican haterz!!!, at 4/28/2006 09:27:00 PM 

hahahhahahaha! Who the fuck races up Comp anymore? You've been watching too much Quicksand videos!

By Blogger Bansh88, at 4/29/2006 12:32:00 PM 

I don't know a lot about Hispanic flatbillers but I just came back from lunch at Del Taco, and there was a group of Asian flatbillers in there. That was a strange sight...and then they all left, not in a truck but in a Honda Accord. Typical.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/02/2006 01:21:00 PM 

hey, did you work on monday ?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/02/2006 05:38:00 PM 

work? monday? i dont even have a job-a. i just fuckiing watch the raiders and shit-a. come on now homes.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/03/2006 11:26:00 PM 

Eat shit, you racist ass fuckin white boys!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 05:53:00 PM 

Fuck that, its cool to see more brown skin flatbillers representing, my best friend is brown and that fucker has had my back no matter how much shit we have gotten into!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 05:56:00 PM