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Flatbillers, AKA Bros - You've seen them. Those tattooed kids who drive lifted trucks, wear flat-billed hats turned to the side and constantly talk about dirt bikes. These tough guys affectionately refer to each other as "Bro". Are they for real? Or are they just posers? Flatbiller.com dives headfirst into the underground world of the Flatbiller to find out.

Giant Flatbiller Trucks

Wednesday, April 19, 2006
One of the favorite flatbiller rides is what we like to call the "Giant Bro Truck". Our studies show that 93% of a flatbiller's masculinity comes directly from the space under their truck. This leads them to create monstrous displays of manhood that handle worse than an 18 wheeler on the street, but that will not stop a flatbiller from tailgating you at 80 mph down to the end of the cul-de-sac.

Please note that increased off-road performance is not actually the goal of a modified flatbiller truck. A truck such as the one pictured above would not pass even the simplest of off-road challenges, due to it's awkward center of gravity and extreme weight. This does not bother the owner of the Giant Bro Truck, because the most off-roading that it will ever see will be when it runs over a curb in the Supercross parking lot.

Another advantage of having a truck this big: nobody will be able to steal your dirt bike. This allows the flatbiller to leave the dirt bike in their truck seven days a week to show it off at school, thus receiving the coveted "bro nod" from fellow flatbillers.

Awww, he's just a little guy.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/19/2006 07:13:00 AM 



sick truck, bro!!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/19/2006 05:30:00 PM 



DEZERT RANGERS IS THE SICKEST BRO!!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/19/2006 10:06:00 PM 



omg omg omg omfg!!!!! big dum trux like totaly rool teh skool~!

By Blogger PimpShackDave, at 4/20/2006 11:17:00 AM 



Even though this Bro isnt 'billin' in this pic, at least he's got his black socks pulled up.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/20/2006 11:47:00 AM 



funny, that truck was built (and since cchanged a bit) by a shop im friends with....the owner isnt that guy, but hes taller and wears khaki's and dress shirts most of the time...not kidding

and btw, it does GREAT offroad, and i have the pics to prove it hah

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/21/2006 04:07:00 PM 



Depends on your definition of offroad.

You tool, fire roads don't count as offroading, neither do fire roads with ruts from the rain.

Dumbass. Go blow the $$$ on a real offroad machine, not a street machine making up for a small ween.

By Anonymous CurvedBiller, at 4/21/2006 08:31:00 PM 



He spent $300 on EACH tire but cant spend $200 to paint the fenders? Good thing he got the fiberglass. I'm sure that truck really has 4 feet of travel!

By Blogger Bansh88, at 4/23/2006 08:54:00 AM 



you forgot the FMF decal on the blue oval trick

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/24/2006 03:10:00 PM 



Hahahah, that guy was supposed to fight me, but he never showed up and made the lame excuse that he was "busy fucking all of our moms"...he's all of fucking 100lbs, and even his best BRO friend told me once that his little friend always talks shit just bc he knows his friend has his back...hahaha,

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/24/2006 06:36:00 PM 



that truck is unholy.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/25/2006 11:15:00 PM 



Is this kid fucking kidding,He probably bought it like that, and hasent changed a thing, and the previous owner is laughing his ass off because this kid hasent even painted the fenders yet,

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/26/2006 04:49:00 PM 



THAT TRUCK IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR...NO BUNK BEDS WITH FUCKIN' GAY. GET THAT GUY SOME GREEN PAINT FOR THE FENDERS...UNLESS YOUR DOWN WIT THE (WFM) "WHITE FENDER MULISHA" AND SOME MUSCLE MAX SO HE CAN GET OUT OF THAT THING WITH BREAKING A LEG WHEN HE JUMPS OUT.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/27/2006 12:28:00 PM 



hahahahahaahahahahaha i would not be caught dead in that pos. you "bros" ruin the whole image of people who ride/offroad. none of you know jackshit about anything

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/28/2006 08:36:00 PM 



Actually, the owner of the truck has been working on that truck for about 3 years now. Started out with an 8" lift and went up from there. He's working on an F650 conversion for it right now. Almost done with it I believe. The truck might not be your cup of tea but does it really matter what someone else spends their money on?

By Blogger Jeff, at 4/29/2006 12:26:00 AM 



DONT TAKE A TURN FASTER THAN 5MPH OR THAT PIECE OF SHIT WILL TIP.
SAVE YOUR MONEY AND BUY A FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/03/2006 04:14:00 PM 


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