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Flatbillers, AKA Bros - You've seen them. Those tattooed kids who drive lifted trucks, wear flat-billed hats turned to the side and constantly talk about dirt bikes. These tough guys affectionately refer to each other as "Bro". Are they for real? Or are they just posers? dives headfirst into the underground world of the Flatbiller to find out.

Flatbillers at Glamis

Thursday, April 13, 2006
The Glamis Sand Dunes used to be a nice, safe place to ride dirt bikes, quads and trucks in Southern California. Then one day, the flatbillers discovered Glamis and all hell broke loose. The primary purpose of a Glamis trip was no longer to enjoy riding across the dunes and being outdoors. Flatbillers primarily go to Glamis to get wasted and hurt their friends.

The primary mode of transportation for a Glamis flatbiller is a pre-runner truck, not a dirt bike as one would think. When a flatbiller goes to Glamis in a truck, he can take eight of his party bro's who don't have Glamis toys. The more drunken bro's in the back of your truck, the better time you will have.

In this photo, a crazy flatbiller jumps over his friends.

The staff here at had a very difficult time finding photographs of flatbillers in action at Glamis. Most of our research led us to photographs of Glamis Bro Parties, like this one below.

Will the flatbillers completely overrun Glamis? Or will the Imperial County Sheriffs deploy a Glamis-wide Flatbiller ban? This will be an exciting battle to watch.

HAH! Stupid flatbillers.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/13/2006 08:21:00 PM 

Just FYI that pic of Craigs old truck was taken at Gordons Well.... and not once did i ever see a flatbilled hat or any SRH crap around....

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/15/2006 11:34:00 PM 

No Biller has a truck like THAT! They're limited to 4cyl Rangers with a body lift and fenders.
Notice the goup of 16 or so. I see 1 quad! "rider for life Bro!"

By Blogger Bansh88, at 4/17/2006 06:53:00 AM 

I 2nd the FYI...Craig's the opposite of a flatbiller and thats not Glamis.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/19/2006 01:26:00 PM 

Does it really even matter?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/19/2006 11:39:00 PM 

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By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/20/2006 05:47:00 PM 

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By Blogger A.J., at 4/20/2006 05:47:00 PM 

HA...HA...HA....this is funny as hell they all look like guys that sleep with the same ho's...I would stay away...they might give me something...what losers

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/21/2006 07:28:00 PM 

Who ever even came up and put together this website has waaaay too much time on his/ her hands... you're probably some abercrombie or hollister wearing fag who has nothing to do all day, but hate on players that probably make a lot more money in a week than you'll make in a fuckin year! Don't hate cuz you don't have toys and bitches.. don't hate cuz you sniff your mommy and daddy's money up your nose. If you're so bad ass, then why don't you post a picture of yourself up here and see what others have to say about you! Chances are that you won't. That's right... you're a pussy talking all that shit, but you can't back it up. Afraid you'll drilled by a bunch of "bros"? You hate "flatbillers" so much, but you'd dedicate a full on website about them. GET A FUCKIN LIFE BRO! And everyone else...FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD! IE BITCHES! *OUT*

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/27/2006 12:20:00 PM 

flatbillers are fuckin lame. period.
they give people with prerunners a bad image. and they get in the way out in the desert with their disco trucks.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/30/2006 12:44:00 PM 

No, we'd rather just look at your lame pics and laugh our asses off. I mean, seriously...what a bunch of posers. Does risking your life on a daily basis make you cool? No, it just makes you stupid. You want to impress me with how tough you are? Cut one of your fingers off and put a pic of it on your mySpace. But your cocked hat, your tats, your finger gestures, and YoUr AlteNaTinG capital letters just says "immature attention hound" to me. Think we're jealous all you want, but you can have your bikes and trucks and skanks. And if you have loads of cash as you say, maybe you can use it to buy back some brain cells, poser. Hahahah.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/02/2006 08:53:00 AM 

hey the guy in the picture that says he has $80000 sand toys... is he wearing red soccer socks?? tooouuugh..

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/03/2006 04:30:00 PM 


By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 02:27:00 PM 

haha look at that clown in the red soxs all the way on the left. haha looks like he's about to go host a birthday day party.....bunch of fucking clowns

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 04:13:00 PM