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Flatbillers, AKA Bros - You've seen them. Those tattooed kids who drive lifted trucks, wear flat-billed hats turned to the side and constantly talk about dirt bikes. These tough guys affectionately refer to each other as "Bro". Are they for real? Or are they just posers? Flatbiller.com dives headfirst into the underground world of the Flatbiller to find out.

Flatbiller.com Tattoo Contest

Wednesday, April 26, 2006
In honor of all the bros who get permanent tattoos of their favorite bro brand, flatbiller.com is announcing the First Annual Flatbiller Tattoo Contest.

We will give a free t-shirt to the first bro who gets a tattoo that says "Flatbiller". Here are the rules:
  1. The tattoo must be real. No poser Sharpie tats.
  2. It must be at least 1/2" tall by 2" wide.
  3. You must submit a photo of you doing a bro-pose with your new tattoo. Have a look at this "Famous" fan for inspiration -->
The winner will have his picture gloriously posted on Flatbiller.com and will receive an official Flatbiller.com t-shirt.

For more inspiration, visit the Kottonmouth Kings Tattoo Gallery.

a flatbil tat wuld be fukkin sikk. straight reperzunt teh 909 bro. fukkin badass id fukkin rok dat shit ridin my cr125r goin braaaa braaaaaaaap braaaaaaaaaaap braaaaaaaaaaaaaap. ill get taht shit tatted rite on my fukkin arm but i gotz 2 get fukked up frist. fukkin i mix gasolnie and clorine blech and fukin sniff taht shit. that shit gets u fukked up bro u culd fukkin ride all day on taht shit.

By Blogger your basic sandrail, at 4/26/2006 01:45:00 AM 



That guy must own the company because he has now become a walking tool. You forgot to mention in the intro to flat billers, the're lack of vocabulary and the dedication to being a white trash peice of shit. Oh yah, and you can sniff my chlorine when your cleaning my pool you fuckin moron.

By Anonymous Rick Pantera, at 4/26/2006 10:45:00 AM 



If you only knew ^^^^^^^

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/26/2006 01:42:00 PM 



That is the siiiiiiiiiiiiickest contest EVAR!!! Fucking 1337 brodawg!

By Blogger GNARticulation, at 4/26/2006 06:17:00 PM 



Who wants to bet this yabo kid NEVER wears a shirt now that he has that sick ass piece of art!
You sandrail! pass dat klizorine yo! Weez in da sick19 dig that shit too yo!

By Blogger Bansh88, at 4/26/2006 07:00:00 PM 



When you get your FB tat, dont forget to spell it "flatbillah"

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/26/2006 11:46:00 PM 



1 BOTTLE OF FUZZY NAVEL MAD DOG 20/20 FOR YOU AND THE BROS...$2.99

GAS FOR THE F-150 FOR (5) 23 YEAR OLD DORKS TO CRASH A HIGHSCHOOL PARTY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT...$10.00

YOUR FUCKIN RETATRED FRIEND, PROBABLY NAMED "VERN" WAKING UP HUNG OVER WITH A FAMOUS TATTOO THE NEXT MORNING...PRICELESS

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/27/2006 12:13:00 PM 


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