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Flatbillers, AKA Bros - You've seen them. Those tattooed kids who drive lifted trucks, wear flat-billed hats turned to the side and constantly talk about dirt bikes. These tough guys affectionately refer to each other as "Bro". Are they for real? Or are they just posers? dives headfirst into the underground world of the Flatbiller to find out.

Flatbiller of the Day - Chucky

Thursday, April 06, 2006
Finding flatbillers on MySpace is like looking for hay in a haystack, but that's were we went. It didn't take long for us to discover Chucky.

How do we know that Chucky is a flatbiller? The biggest giveaway is his perfectly flat hat. That thing sticks out further than his ears.

In the full photo, you can see that Chucky appears to be posing backstage with some other flatbillers. We don't know who these other guys are supposed to be, but at least one of them is probably a famous.

We're not even going to say anything about the Pabst Blue Ribbon, because that just speaks for itself.

What's up with the nub in the center? His bill is curved.... don't you get kicked out of their club for something like that?

By Anonymous CurvedBiller, at 4/06/2006 11:16:00 PM 

Wow, this is the biggest orgy of mental retardation I've seen since the short bus flipped over on its way to Chuck-E-Cheese...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/12/2006 06:31:00 AM 

Chuck is fuckin dope, it's funny how you can diss people that would kick your ass in real life huh? fucking dork, fuck flat bills, you probably rock the east coast curve right?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/14/2006 10:43:00 PM 

PBR all the way!!!

By Blogger dnevins, at 4/20/2006 12:42:00 AM 


By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/20/2006 05:39:00 PM 

Thats Chucky Chuck and Big B on the outside...Big B is signed to the Kottonmouth kings label and chucky chuck runs around with them.

See where this trend started now?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/21/2006 04:24:00 PM 

Isnt it true that flatbillers drink cheap beer like blue ribbon and bud light aka: 909-Ale because they spend all of their money on lift kits, tatoos, and child support?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/25/2006 04:48:00 PM 

Is that Kevin Federline? LOL! Fucking idiot....909 for life...loser.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/28/2006 03:25:00 PM 

This douchebag had a choice between a stick of deodarant, a toothbrush, or a PBR tallboy. Guess which one he picked! FUCKING FAGGOT

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/02/2006 12:55:00 PM 

That is Chucky Chuck...he is a rapper signed to Suburban Noize Records...since ya'll got Kottonmouth Kings and SRH up here on your sight, one might expect you to do enough homework to at least recognize the ppl-- Anyways, he is a friend of mine, so here is a big FUCK YOU to you clowns--

By Anonymous kmk420kali, at 5/03/2006 08:59:00 AM 

HEY! ALL YOU HATERS! DON'T BE JEALOUS BECAUSE MY MAN IS HOT!!! I bought him that hat! and the beer!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/03/2006 04:13:00 PM 

Chucky Styles rocks the mic . To all you haters suck a dick. DGAF!!!!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/03/2006 04:24:00 PM 

holy shit this site kicks ass. some bitch is all tryin to defend her man. HEY BITCH... WE'RE TALKIN SHIT ABOUT THE CHEAP ASS BEER HE'S DRINKIN AND YOU JUST SAID YOU BOUGHT IT FOR HIM! DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU A CHEAP ASS BITCH??????? that's what i thought. and whoever said the shit about "they would kick your ass in real life"......... PLEASE..... druggies can't do SHIT but be druggies. they'd get their asses whooped in seconds. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT... GOD I HATE KMK AND ALL YOUR GAY WANNABEE RAP......... AND SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR DGAF BS! DO YOU THINK YOUR FUCKIN TYTE BECAUSE YOU SAY DGAF????????? It just makes you look LAZY because you can't write out "don't give a fuck" you have to abbreviate. i wish i could kick your guys asses. but more entertainment for me, so thanks for being so stupid.

By Blogger danielle, at 5/03/2006 06:57:00 PM 

Yeah, these poor suburban white kids that apparently rode through compton on their motorcycles and now think they are black. You arent pimps, hustlers, gangsters, hard, cool, or tough. You are the white kids that got your asses handed to you in high school, so do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/03/2006 08:12:00 PM 


By Blogger cronicchic420, at 5/04/2006 10:10:00 AM 


By Blogger cronicchic420, at 5/04/2006 01:18:00 PM 

Hahaha..."Poor Suburban white kids" huh....Damn dude...I'm fucking 45 years old...I don't think I am a "Kid" anymore-- So what is it that all you shit-talkers do in your free time?? What are you into?? The fucking Bible maybe?? Ya'll are "Straight-Edge" punks?? It is kind of funny that the only one of you shit-talkers who had the balls to post her name, was a bitch... Fuck you punks-- Don't talk shit on-line...come to a show and spout your trash...Pussies--

By Anonymous kmk420kali, at 5/08/2006 06:23:00 PM 

hahahahaha....mother fucker is 45 years old.....haha bitch im 21 and i guaranty in know you out hahaha. i dont have a mypsace and i going to make one just so you can see who i am.....faggot, what the fuck are you doing on this site anyways granpa, get the fuck out of here. you still crashing high school partys? or did you move up to college partys?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 03:35:00 PM 

ooops typo.....i mean i guaranty you i'd knock you out

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 03:36:00 PM 

Hahaha...Yeah, you might...if everybody around me didn't jump your ass...I am past the point of having to fight punks like you....besides dude, I started out just giving info..ya'll started running your mouths....Fuck you...This is a joke ass site, and you can chill on the MySpace thing...I don't really give a fuck who you are--

By Anonymous kmk420kali, at 5/09/2006 08:37:00 PM