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Flatbillers, AKA Bros - You've seen them. Those tattooed kids who drive lifted trucks, wear flat-billed hats turned to the side and constantly talk about dirt bikes. These tough guys affectionately refer to each other as "Bro". Are they for real? Or are they just posers? Flatbiller.com dives headfirst into the underground world of the Flatbiller to find out.

Flatbiller Expo

Saturday, April 29, 2006
We are anticipating a massive flatbiller showing at the annual Extreme Motorsports Expo in Orange County this month.

In an effort to document this monument to flatbiller consumerism, we are in the process of procuring our very own Flatbiller.com booth! If you make it to the show, be sure to come by and see us.

Side note: We also learned that one of the show sponsors is a company called Blingstar Industries. If the name doesn't sound flatbiller enough, we discovered that one of their more popular products is a GIANT SHINY IRON CROSS BUMPER for your quad. We believe this to be the perfect example of the flatbiller's obsession with style over function. If you're going to crash your quad into your friend, you might as well leave a big iron cross impression in his back.

Kook Fest! Guess how many Billers will pose in front of some $100k sandrail and put the pic on their space saying "this fukkin rail is sik!"

By Blogger Bansh88, at 4/30/2006 06:07:00 PM 



Blingstar Iron Crosses are one of my faorite bumpers, what do you want the bumper to look like shit? have you seen other quad bumpers?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/30/2006 06:16:00 PM 



favorite**

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/30/2006 06:16:00 PM 



Im gonna put that cross bumper on my sick truck

By Blogger GNARticulation, at 4/30/2006 06:17:00 PM 



Those bligstar bumpers are the gayest thing since the "jaws" bumper.

By Blogger Bansh88, at 5/01/2006 09:34:00 AM 



what the FUK you need a bumper 4 anyway?? If you knew how to fukin ride, you wouldn't hit shit! yeah, most flatbiller's are
just "brosers" who need an identity.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/04/2006 07:49:00 PM 



I could give a shit about lifted trucks (think high school chode-lickers overcompensating for something), but why do these gimps have to ruin dirt bikes? They really are fun, but everytime I go out to ride, I run into these meth-adddled asslicks. Die already!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/05/2006 11:25:00 AM 



chances are if your hating on "bros" you probably wish you were one but dont have the green or your your fag emo or somthing i would be mad to if my girlfriend left me for a bro. yah those blingstar bumbers are gay though i wouldnt rock them .all this talk about quads though ,they are for fags who are too scared to ride dirtbikes.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/09/2006 04:36:00 PM 


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