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Flatbillers, AKA Bros - You've seen them. Those tattooed kids who drive lifted trucks, wear flat-billed hats turned to the side and constantly talk about dirt bikes. These tough guys affectionately refer to each other as "Bro". Are they for real? Or are they just posers? Flatbiller.com dives headfirst into the underground world of the Flatbiller to find out.

AJ - Hardcore Flatbiller

Monday, April 24, 2006
Up until today, our research had led us to believe that all flatbillers are complete posers. Then we found AJ cussing out some anti-flatbillers in the comments of an earlier post.

After interviewing AJ, aka "Custom Made", we realized that there are real Hardcore Flatbillers out there.

AJ has dedicated himself to flatbilling for the past 6 years of his life:
  1. His arm bone has been replaced by a metal rod after a nasty dirt bike accident. He recalls "... 5th gear pin tho whoops by my house i went over the bars saw earth sky earth sky and blacked out was in hospital for 3 days"
  2. He keeps food on his plate by working for the rising flatbiller brand "UnLeasheD" (We are in the process of analyzing UnLeasheD for Bro Brand Certification).
  3. He always accents his aggressive "brohawk" with a bandana.
  4. He claims membership in the PaLm SpRiNgS pImPs. While researching this mysterious group, we uncovered a massive underground flatbiller ring operating out of the California desert. Unfortunately, our high-tech computer systems did the "MySpace dump" on some poorly designed flatbiller profiles, so we have no more information at this time.

ahhhh this fool
straight up flatbiller for life
haha
www.myspace.com/dgaf760

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/24/2006 08:39:00 PM 



aj claimin my click!!! haha psp for lyfe aj!!


ENUFF SAID BABY!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/24/2006 09:43:00 PM 



Yea Aj so kool
unleashed for liffer bro!!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/24/2006 09:59:00 PM 



hardcore flatbiller ??? ha ha not even

By Anonymous yer mommy, at 4/24/2006 10:00:00 PM 



This kid aint no flat biller!
Hes a poser like the rest of them.
HE AINT GOT SHIT I THE 909 FUCKING PUSSY!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/24/2006 10:28:00 PM 



LOL

that iS tooo fuNNy. aj is a piMp. unleasheD... HeLL yeAh. reP that sHit.

<3 Leah

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/24/2006 11:58:00 PM 



ahh look at these fools commentin this shit
its all bout the 760 muh fuckas
fuck the 909
30 CaL MuH fUcKaS

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/25/2006 12:18:00 AM 



Fast 50s, Niggas! Doesnt get much more Hardcore than that.
Whats with all the pics of other peoples shit?

By Blogger Bansh88, at 4/25/2006 09:56:00 AM 



much luv fo d bro

By Blogger PimpShackDave, at 4/25/2006 10:43:00 AM 



tHAt'S mY AJ!! stRaighT uP pImP!!! haha!!! uNlEaShED !!! rEPrEsENTiN!!!
AJ iS tHe bEsT!!! i lOvE AJ, GAry aNd tHE wHoLE dAM cREw!!

By Anonymous I_wanna_ride!!, at 4/25/2006 02:21:00 PM 



THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SH** IVE EVER SEEN! i RIDE DIRT BIKES MORE THAN THESE "BROS" DREAM OF AND I LOOK AND SOUND NOTHING LIKE EM. WHEN I KICK IT I WEAR MY FLIP-FLOPS, MY HAT W/ A "CURVED" BILL, A WIFE BEATER AND SOME BOARD SHORTS. THE STUPID GIRLS WHO BUY INTO THE LOOK ARE GOING TO BE GREATLY DISSAPOINTED WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT THEIR CUTE "BRO", IS A BROKE MINIMUM-WAGE IDIOT.

TRAVIDIOUS

By Blogger travidious, at 4/25/2006 05:43:00 PM 



alright...i'd like to know what kind of bike he was on first before he brags about eating it in 5th gear...he was probably on some pimped out 50 with an 80 engine on it...

don't brag about crashing unless you ride big-boy (or girl) bikes...riding is not about an image, it's about having fun and doing what you love.

~Courtney :)

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/25/2006 10:20:00 PM 



d00d Whutz up wit dis site yo Im a flatbliller 4 lyfe dogg u dunno shit abuot bing a flatbkler 9if u aint frum da 909. i got a cr125r bro dat shit teh hizzy i got jumpz out the wazoo. i fukken jupmed teh duoble jmup at olds on dat shit. it wuz like braa braaap braaaaap braaaaaaaaaap and fukken megahukked taht shit fukken over teh dubble like fukken rabbi gorden i also got a fukken bdass chivy luv truck wit custum galss fenderz. dat shit gunna be sikk wehn iz dnoe im gonna long tervle taht shit with a ferrari turbo on that fukkin shit runing teh fukkin snad higuway throu teh fukkin whooops at 150 mlies per huour. fukk your fatbyll hatin shit im here 4 lyfe.

By Anonymous Your Basic Sandrail, at 4/25/2006 10:34:00 PM 



alright first off that trav dude is a fuckin clown... probably a surfer wanna be dirt bike rider... and then the one about the fiddy with 5 gears... ur stupid haha
ohh and a 125 is a lil girls bike haha dont act like u bad reppin a 125

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/26/2006 01:07:00 PM 



Braggin about wrecking.....that shows talent...you dumba$$. You dudes will never get it.....POSERS!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/26/2006 01:46:00 PM 



what a fucking geek

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/26/2006 02:12:00 PM 



u fuckin idiots...real riders crash cuz were not fuckin pussys like u guys.... we actually try stuff... u guys are just scared to crash... posers

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/26/2006 04:28:00 PM 



Anyone who sports tha much "bro-gear" better ride for em otherwise thier just a lame poser!

PS-A plain white t-shirts alot cheaper!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/26/2006 04:38:00 PM 



hahah listen to this guy... white tees are cheaper.... fool we dont care about money.. were ballers and we rock the freshest muh fuckin clothes... so me bad cuz all your girls want us

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/26/2006 06:30:00 PM 



has anybody noticed how retarded the guy 13 spaces under here is? seriously ur probably the dumbest flatbiller in california. can you do the world a favor and finish 3rd grade and then MAYBE you can have a say.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/26/2006 07:22:00 PM 



i mean 8 spaces above mt last comment

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/26/2006 07:25:00 PM 



These dumb little fuckers...when they look back at themselves in 15 years in so (when they are living in a motel sucking cock for a living) they will be wishing that someone kicked their asses when they were 15-18 to snap them out of this shit. Anyone who wants to pretend to be from the street, ain't from the street. Fuck off, Ya'all!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/26/2006 09:40:00 PM 



These dumb little fuckers...when they look back at themselves in 15 years in so (when they are living in a motel sucking cock for a living) they will be wishing that someone kicked their asses when they were 15-18 to snap them out of this shit. Anyone who wants to pretend to be from the street, ain't from the street. Fuck off, Ya'all!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/26/2006 09:42:00 PM 



THIS HERE IS WHAT WE CALL THE "YUPPIE BRO" HE ROCKS THE MOHAWK AND SRH BANDANA, YET DOESN'T FORGET HIS ROOTS AND HE SIPS ON HIS MOCHA LATTE FROM STARBUCKS AS SEEN HERE!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/27/2006 12:06:00 PM 



i used to date a "bro" and all of the people i hung out with at the time, looked just like this guy. Then I grew up and graduated high school! These guys are only going to get a bunch of moto hoes and whores, and if that is what they want great. Any girl with half a brain who is legal will not go near a guy like this. Idiots.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/27/2006 09:42:00 PM 



hahaha i love this kid with an fucken passion....


the dirt goddess

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/30/2006 09:25:00 PM 



AJ ur my hero
fuck all thes fags baggin.
they prolly couldent ride let alone start a 50 with out getting hurt and fucking up there hollister clothes and then crying like a bitch about it.
pussys

-GARY
www.myspace.com/mmgarydgaf

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/30/2006 10:35:00 PM 



SOON TO BE UNEMPLOYED...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/02/2006 07:56:00 AM 



i love aj
awww

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/02/2006 09:39:00 PM 



These guys are too much. There was a time when white boys were normal kids but since the brain washing of rap music and the so called thug life. They thought a change to make theselves look cooler was in order. So they created this spinoff of the old cholo gangster wanna be attire with the baggy dickie pants, bandana under the hat and added some crips/bloods slang terminology. Kinda like a mutuant breed between the two. If you want to see where this look was started go to E. Los Angeles and Compton, they are not far from each other. Im not sure if these posers are trying to be black or hispanic I especially like the way that these kids are mostly from Orange county and speak like some hood rat that dropped out of school and had parents with the same agenda(LOL)as they drive away in daddy's 4x4 or the most amusing 2wd f150/ranger prerunner wanna bee trucks. You guys are pretty funny to watch with your crooked hats and yo yo yo language BRO!!! Some of the posts (not very many) are right on the money when say you guys will look back at these stupid pictures and wonder just how much dope you were smokin back then. The 909 is just full of too many tweakers with too much time on their hands.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/03/2006 10:59:00 AM 



ok what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk honestly this kid is a good friend.....you guys are just haters....no joke.....you have your style we have ours.....get over it...oh and go ahead hate on me i know u will....www.myspace.com/srhdreamboy

hate ill laugh

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/03/2006 04:04:00 PM 



ok what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk honestly this kid is a good friend.....you guys are just haters....no joke.....you have your style we have ours.....get over it...oh and go ahead hate on me i know u will....www.myspace.com/srhdreamboy

hate ill laugh

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/03/2006 04:04:00 PM 



fucking pigeon is the shit, unleashed is the sickest shit , and everyone thats hatin, is mad cuz they can't rep it, so fuck you haters in 909, you wish you could rep this shit,...fags

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/04/2006 09:45:00 AM 



aHhHhh lOoK aT PiGeOn,fUnNy aSs FoOl LoL....aNd aLl TheEsE hAtErS tHiNk ThEy r hArD n ShIt...gEt tHe fUcK OuT Of hErE u PuNk bItChEs aNd gEt tHaT dIcK ouT Of uR aSsEs

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/08/2006 05:08:00 PM 


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